Mga Vandalism sa Peyups

Sa FA (Fine Arts) Wall:
"nobody cares"

somebody answered:
"not even the carebears?"

then another:
"not even kier?"

then:
"not even zoren?"

lastly:
"not even zorro?"

all written by different people.

AS (Arts & Sciences Bldg.)

AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"

reply:
"it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:

"Donate your bulbol here.."
tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan. ...

AS chair :
"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:
" I'm a simple gay "

tapos me sumagot:
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "

tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply):
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:

Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Another chem chair:
"You Boron!!!"

BIO:

Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."

ENG'G:

Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"

Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."

GAB:

sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
"takas ng ward 7"

MATH:

sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA!"

may sumagot:
"PAANO?"

may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"

May nag-reply:
"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli. nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "

ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO! --WORLD<"

3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."

UPIS

sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "

tas may sumagot:
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka"

tas may sumagot uli
"weh"

tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:

Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

NIGS:

sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"

may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB

Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"

tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"

KALAI:
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:

sa labas ng PNB:
" in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls' CR:
"Bawal ang vandal Dito!... Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls' CR uli:
"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"

Reply:
"Pray to God"

acknowledgment: luis ezra