Esfert Eenglish: Da Retern op da Camvack!

apter a long bacashion, is pinalie vack! da eenglish yu lab to tell. vat ferse op ol, letmy tell yu a story. a love story:

a persona ingrata from my alma mother who asked for my number so we can kip intact. sabi ko,

connect me if i'm am wrong, vat are you axing me ouch?

sabi nya,

the?!

ang kapal!!! the nerd! napaiyak ako sa galit. i cried buckles of tears. pero sabi nya ulit,

don't not cry. isipin mo na lang na dis is a blessing in the sky. irregardless op my fillings poryu let's us go ouch na din. naw wer so inlab. mute mo na yang fast. kahapon na yan eh. thanks veto gad we swallowd our fried. kasi i'm 45 na and wer running our time.

apter two weeks, she axd me ip i wil wedding her, bekaws she like to wedding me. hay talagang wen it rains it's four. dis is true good to be true! lab is a mennie splendor at kahit di sya gaanong cute, byuti is in da eyes naman di ba? sabi ko na lang

like twice

kaya advice namin senyo teyk da riks and burn the bridge wen you get der ober der. life is shorts. and ip you make a mistake, speak to yourself you can make it throu bahrain. and da bot op us two wil pray for da external repose of your soul. i second emotion!

and naw my story. vat sori ferse bekaws dis is long ober due

numver wan. i'm am vuying shoeses and fans nung sale in the sm west in the north edsa. is so mennie fifol. is lyk ol the fifol in da erth is in da haws! eniweys, i was vuying shoeses nga, and i'm am making pili pili in fonie vat da kuya manong is so tagal telling to da ader fifol na di naman vuying shoeses. is onli luking vat not vuying. i tell to da kuya manong dat i wil faye lotsa pizza (este money pala). and pinalie, apter ang long time ago, i hav my shoeses. is onli imitation of chaks bekaws der ar no more black chaks in the canverse so i buyed shoeses in the fonie.

numver two. i'm vuying fans in vench bekaws my maong fans are so beri fue. and i'm am so beri tiring in washing and washing repeat again the fans op mine. bat da kuya manong is olso tagal in making service to me and to the both op us da anader costumers. my eyes goed black and i goed to da manager who is a girl. and der is was. i hav my fans.. vat i herd the kuya manong nameing me as pretty boy and make answer to him vefore i goed out of vench dat is must be mr. pretty boy bekaws da costumer is olweys right not left.

numver tree. in fitza hat. the waiter is a kuya manong na naman so wat i can pag-asa to da service. is like bir. naman naman.

moral leson op da story op mine: i must make fractise the art of charming the kuyas so i can't not make fighting in public fifol. is so shying. and so the service wil be faster dan 4 ocklack in da apternun. and to da fifol makeing comments on dis fost. fallow the lider, yuse onlie dawan da onlie esfert eenglish.