Esfert Eenglish

pinalie, my sem has pinalie ended wida bung! dis lass wik of march made me look lyk an old lolo. is so haggard bekaws of mennie works and highways. we hav fresenteishen in our 163 for the sistem dat we make por da plower shof of joy manahan and family and company, inc. is was so ok lang bat our daya-grams didn't not show on the fowerfoint. is so hafi bekaws mam tinao didn't not make question on our fresenteishen. i was esemted on fil 50! and oral esams on peeay was repeat again mooved two thursday. bat i didn't not study very gud on archayves, i was so hafi bekaws is isy. i huv too oral esams dafat bat my portyu geese has nuting oral on da day bekaws our ticher is very very very leight. so we onlie hav riten esams, wida diktey shun so hiraf. i was so ungry and hangry bekaws she pramis us pashtel delata* bat she gives us onlie one per each classmate of myn. her ader class was olso der bekaws dey didn't not pinish der oral esams. my peeay 100 was olso leight bekaws my ticher der is olso leight. i study very very very gud so i cud answer every all questions. i was so afreyd bekaws i don't not knoe wat question i wil get. at first i get da question "magfakilala" bat ser naval telled me dat maybe i hav no revulushonari ruts. shucks naman. i make bunot op da secand question and i get "ano ang imferialismo" and bat op kowrs, i answerd it very gud. i had fafer for cl forty. i reyd 385 pages and pages of stufid fafer and i onlie nid one fage to fass. shomai. and dek will kafi bekaws he is kamote in der 166. der, my sem is ha ha ha over. bat i hav a ojt na on munday so baka i may get onlyn from 9-6 fram now on. :)

*pastel de nata (portuguese pastry)